The Daily Carbuncle
Bats Bagged!
Highspire, Caer Dunvane - In the wee hours of friday night, justice was finally served to a scourge on our fair city. Following an anonymous tip, Dunvane Metropolitan finally put mitts on the slippery Bartholomew "Bats" Grindle, a hobgoblin pimp of some infamy. Rumor has it that Bats ran half the vice in Ironhaven, but when he was finally tracked down, it was to a fine townhouse on Silver Street in Highspire.
The anonymous tip was "shockingly thorough and impecabbly detailed" reported ...